Transcript

Frame 1
Sasha is sitting at the principal’s office. The principal is a gorgeous and very chubby Chukchi woman with glasses. There is a desk between them. She is dressed conservatively and has a kind demeanor. The office is small, spartan and ill-cared for, though neat. It has a large window which reveals that it was once a nice space. There is a propaganda poster and a chalkboard on the wall as well. She is holding a thick binder with Sasha’s records.

Principal
Good afternoon, Alexander. I understand that you’ve been having a difficult time adjusting to your first day at the boarding school.

Sasha
I’m a sixteen-year-old genius stuck in a classroom full of thirteen-year-old morons thanks to the sperm donor who abandoned me here.

Frame 2
Close-up on a feral Sasha

Sasha
I’m not having a difficult time adjusting. I’M FUCKING PISSED!

Frame 3
The principal maintains her cool and examines the folder

Principal
Your language is inappropriate.

Frame 4

Principal
According to our records you were born in February 15, 1974, which makes you thirteen.

Frame 5

Principal
Your records also state that you’re a pathological liar who exhibits antisocial behaviors.