Transcript

FRAME 1
Zoya addresses downcast boys.

Zoya to boys:
Screw this mopey shit. It’s Sunday Fun Day! Let’s have a threesome.

FRAME 2
Ugly seems embarrassed. Dima becomes enraged. He gnashes his teeth and clenches his fists. His eyes develop an air of insanity.

Ugly:
Where did this come from?

Dima to Zoya.
YOU WHORE!

FRAME 3
Zoya poses coyly. Ugly’s eyes widen.

Zoya to Dima
Don’t be so jealous. Ugly Alex is gay so he won’t touch me, but it’s obvious he still wants you, and you want him. That’s the only reason he cares about the books that you wouldn’t normally read.

FRAME 4
Zoya leans forward. Dima seems dumbfounded and horny.

Zoya
You deserve all the love, my fangy menace.

Dima to Zoya
WHOA! That would be like a dream come true.