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FRAME 1
Lechy flashes a smirk.

Lechy
Masha and I have been going out since we were fifteen.

FRAME 2
Lechy’s friends are practically head palming in unison.

Dima, Zoya and Ugly to Lechy
We thought you were gay!

FRAME 3
Lechy delivers his words completely deadpan while Ugly seems completely embarrassed. If Dima is visible at all, he probably has a shit-eating grin.

Lechy
I thought you boys were gay too, until you got busted doing the vampire pin-cushion with Zoya.

Ugly
I didn’t touch her.

FRAME 4
Yanka’s face is unreadable, but she seems impressed. Flyura just seems full of admiration.

Yanka
No lie. Zoya is the coolest bitch in this car.

Flyura
I wish I were a lesbian.