Transcript

FRAME 1
Principal shoots the mother of all death glares at Decoy over her tea and cookies. Decoy seems legitimately intimidated but feigns a smile.

Principal
So you’re a homosexual pedophile, eh?

Decoy
Homosexual yes, but I don’t care if a chap is thirteen or seventy, as long as he’s cute, interested and has enough hair where it matters.

FRAME 2
The Principal sips her tea menacingly.

Principal
Is that why you operate a unisex banya? To lure innocent children with cookies and tea?

FRAME 3
Decoy pleas for mercy.

Decoy
I’m just a volunteer here. The refuge is a rape-free zone and no one does anything dirty without permission while they are on the premises. Those are the rules.

Principal
As far as I’m concerned, EVERYWHERE is a rape-free zone.