Awkward Crush
Rasputin Catamite Cover (Original Version)
The Psychopath, The Rapist and The Neo-Nazi
Sweet Sixteen
Pants
Avalanche
Sasha, What Are You Doing?
Don't Be Smart
Oy Vey!
Masochist
The Upir Brothers
Along The Paved Road
Illegal Party
Homophobes
My Deejaying Ain't That Bad
Shut Up...
C'Mon!
What The Hell?
DIE!
Best Kiss Wins!
You're A Vampire, Ain't Cha?
Can I Have My Prize?
Dima, You're A Nice Guy!
Molotov Cocktail
Hand To Hand Combat
Die Like A Man!
Are You A Girl?
Awkward Crush
Brrr...
I Read Your Mind
Snitch
Smug Grin
Sorry I Killed Your Friends
I Love Tough Guys
SQUEE!
Mindreader
Willing Bait
Pardon Me, Dear
Foreplay
Happy Birthday... Happy New Year
ARRRGH!
Rasputin Catamite
The Second
Scarlet
Guest Art
Transcript
Zoya is screaming at Dmitri. His mouth is still covered in blood and he seems intimidated.
Zoya
Are you saying that I look like a dyke, you douchebag?!
Dmitri
No, I think you’re really pretty and you smell good. This is so awkward.
Frame 2
Dmitri is rubbing his head nervously.
Dmitri
My guardian’s name is Igor Dmitrych Shapinov, but I’m Dima because I have no patronymic... I wasn’t raised right.
Frame 3
Zoya staring blankly.
Zoya
I don’t know that word, but you sound like an orphan... and, I know you. Didn’t you sing with a cheesy and patriotic boy band in Krasnoyarsk?
Frame 4
Dmitri's expression is one of wide-eyed excitement.
Dmitri
You seriously remember Nickel?
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