Transcript

FRAME 1
The kids knock on the door of an especially dirty looking and rundown shack.

FRAME 2
A scary looking man with a shoddy bluish-black tattoo of a dagger on his neck and the word “педик” (translated as “pedo” or “faggot”) tattooed on his forehead answers. He is bald and smoking a cigarette. There is a tattoo on his ring finger in the shape of a square with a stylized heart inside. His face looks cruel and is severely scarred. He is wearing a dirty and ragged gray sweater with a t-shirt over it. Most of his teeth are missing. His pants are black and tattered. He has a rat on his shoulder.

SCARY TO KIDS: WHADDAYA FUCKERS WANT?

The kids all look terrified except for Sasha who appears especially innocent and sweet. He is standing in front of everyone else.

FRAME 3

Sasha to Scary: Good morning, comrade. Have you seen a tall yet delicate boy with golden hair?

FRAME 4
The scary guy suddenly lights up.

Scary to Kids: GODDAMN! You’re Lechy’s missin’ buddies?

FRAME 5
Scary guy becomes campily effete and very hospitable.

Scary guy: Come on in, sweeties! He’s making honeyed pancakes with a side of pickled herring.